James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to CLEAN!
Auric Goldfinger: Hi it’s Auric from Shamwow, you’ll be saying wow everytime. It’s like a shammy, it’s like a towel, it’s like a sponge. A regular towel doesn’t work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for:
- The house
- The Car
- The Boat
- The RV
- The Dead Girl Sealed In Gold Lying On Your Hotel Bed
Shamwow holds 20 times it’s weight in gold, look at this, it just does the work.
Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess, ring it out. You wash it in the washing machine.
Made in Germany, you know we germans always make good stuff. Like Lasers! I love Lasers.
You can cut it in half with your laser, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel to mop up the blood after you’ve crushed a former ally in their own car before you smelt the remains to retrieve the gold you gave them even though you could have just killed them anyway.
Golf drivers, they use it as a towel - look at that, completely dry. Murderous pilots, they use it as a facemask - look at that, no poisonous gas gets through!
Put it with a hat that has a rim that’s sharp as an axe - roll it up it - it dries and shreds your sweaters.
Here’s some cola, wine, blood, coffee, cola, enemy agent stains.
Not only is your damage going to be on top, there’s mildew galore. That is gonna smell, see that.
Now we’re gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola…right there you following me MI6 guy?
The other 50% the colour starts to come up no other towels’ gonna do that.
It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.
See what i’m telling ya Shamwow you’ll be saying wow everytime.
I can’t live without it, i just love it!
Oh my gosh i don’t even buy gold bars anymore.
If you’re gonna wash your solid gold cars that have been disguised so you can smelt them once they are transported out of filthy England to your own private ranch, you’ll be out of your mind not to own one of these.
All i can say is SHAM! WOW!
You’re gonna spend twenty million dollars every month on evil schemes anyway you’re throwin away your money.
Gold lasts billions of years, this girl lasted a week, i don’t know it sells itself.
The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom, and one for every soldier-of-fortune employed for operation Grand Slam.
But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can’t do this all day, we’ll give you a second set absolutely free. So that’s 8,000 shamwows for 19 thousand 9 hundred and 50 dollars. it comes with a ten year warrenty, here’s how to order.
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