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Always growing older - never growing up.

Eclectic random geekery: Star Wars, Doctor Who, Sci-Fi, science, photography, LEGO, and stupid, stupid things.

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As they say in the classics "I'm too old for this shit".

That said, I live in sunny Brisbane (Australia), forging a career in advertising / marketing whilst enjoying life as it comes.

I take photos on my iPhone, listen to (a lot of) music on my iPhone, and like Star Wars. So yes, I'm a geek.

That's about it.

Party on!

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13 December 13 (Permalink)
Apparently Jesus and Santa are white … according to some racist Fox News reporter. 

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/12/fox-news-host-megyn-kelly-tells-kids-jesus-and-santa-are-both-white-guys/

Apparently Jesus and Santa are white … according to some racist Fox News reporter.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/12/fox-news-host-megyn-kelly-tells-kids-jesus-and-santa-are-both-white-guys/

6 September 12 (Permalink)
ambientwhispers:

THIS IS EVIL!
Plurals do NOT need apostrophes.

Repent and learn English

ambientwhispers:

THIS IS EVIL!

Plurals do NOT need apostrophes.

Repent and learn English

Reblogged: ambientwhispers

28 May 12 (Permalink)

Reblogged: ambientwhispers

3 December 11 (Permalink)
tasteless-and-unoriginal:

Bewilderment

Reblogged: tasteless-and-unoriginal

16 November 11 (Permalink)
Ah, the day by the lake. What memories! Killed the man I love and shot myself (again!), then spent an eternity in prison.  Good times!
Doctor Who ScreenCap by Emma Jane

Ah, the day by the lake. What memories! Killed the man I love and shot myself (again!), then spent an eternity in prison. Good times!


Doctor Who ScreenCap by Emma Jane

30 September 11 (Permalink)
egerbver:

271/365 | ? on Flickr.
Boba looked to his dad and asked; “will he be okay?” Being a teacher I have heard just about every question there is to ask.  I think this is do to the fact that I encourage my students to ask questions; regardless of how silly or ridiculous they may seem. Today is a day for them.  Today is National Ask a Stupid Question Day! Enjoy!  Subscribe to 365 Days of Clones via RSS | Email | Tumblr | TwitterCards, Prints and Posters are available @ Redbubble.
Visit our troopers at www.365DaysofClones.com.

egerbver:

271/365 | ? on Flickr.

Boba looked to his dad and asked; “will he be okay?”

Being a teacher I have heard just about every question there is to ask. I think this is do to the fact that I encourage my students to ask questions; regardless of how silly or ridiculous they may seem.

Today is a day for them. Today is National Ask a Stupid Question Day!

Enjoy!

Subscribe to 365 Days of Clones via RSS | Email | Tumblr | Twitter

Cards, Prints and Posters are available @ Redbubble.

Visit our troopers at www.365DaysofClones.com.

Reblogged: egerbver

29 September 11 (Permalink)
tasteless-and-unoriginal:

tumblr. radar bingo update … September 29 2011
Less than half an hour after this game was published, the Radar refreshed … with TWO squares crossed off already!
It may not even take a full 12 months to win this game!
Grab the original score card here to start playing!
PS - Welcome to post 100 on Tasteless & Unoriginal!

tasteless-and-unoriginal:

tumblr. radar bingo update … September 29 2011

Less than half an hour after this game was published, the Radar refreshed … with TWO squares crossed off already!

It may not even take a full 12 months to win this game!

Grab the original score card here to start playing!

PS - Welcome to post 100 on Tasteless & Unoriginal!

Reblogged: tasteless-and-unoriginal

Posted: 4:02 PM (Permalink)
tasteless-and-unoriginal:

Tumblr. Radar Bingo
How to play Tumblr Radar Bingo:
Print out your Tumblr Radar Bingo game sheet.
Watch the radar every day.
Cross out the ‘Radar Regulars’ with whatever colour writing utensil you have.
Should you cross out seven squares in a row (horizontal, vertical or diagonal), shout “Bingo!”, as you have won.
About Tumblr. Radar Bingo:
I was reading a griping post about how the radar always posts the same people, so did an experiment punching Tumblr Radar Archive blog into Tumblr Mosaic Viewer. Mosaic Viewer looks at everyone you’ve reblogged, and puts their links into a weighted list. Sure enough, there are about 70 blogs that have been featured regularly since October 2010. I thought it might be fun to see how often they turn up over the next year. So voilà - Tumblr. Radar Bingo was made!
PS: don’t ask how to get featured on the Radar. I have no idea.
PPS: while I’m making fun of it, I do love the Radar. I’ve found the best blogs via it.

tasteless-and-unoriginal:

Tumblr. Radar Bingo

How to play Tumblr Radar Bingo:

  • Print out your Tumblr Radar Bingo game sheet.
  • Watch the radar every day.
  • Cross out the ‘Radar Regulars’ with whatever colour writing utensil you have.
  • Should you cross out seven squares in a row (horizontal, vertical or diagonal), shout “Bingo!”, as you have won.

About Tumblr. Radar Bingo:

I was reading a griping post about how the radar always posts the same people, so did an experiment punching Tumblr Radar Archive blog into Tumblr Mosaic Viewer. Mosaic Viewer looks at everyone you’ve reblogged, and puts their links into a weighted list. Sure enough, there are about 70 blogs that have been featured regularly since October 2010. I thought it might be fun to see how often they turn up over the next year. So voilà - Tumblr. Radar Bingo was made!

PS: don’t ask how to get featured on the Radar. I have no idea.

PPS: while I’m making fun of it, I do love the Radar. I’ve found the best blogs via it.

Reblogged: tasteless-and-unoriginal

19 August 11 (Permalink)
sporkaganza:

journalismnow:

*sigh




Ironic headline by a genius? Or proof that the world is getting dumber by an idiot?

sporkaganza:

journalismnow:

*sigh

Ironic headline by a genius? Or proof that the world is getting dumber by an idiot?

Reblogged: ambientwhispers

17 June 11 (Permalink)
tasteless-and-unoriginal:

This ain’t no party, This ain’t no disco!

tasteless-and-unoriginal:

This ain’t no party, This ain’t no disco!

Reblogged: tasteless-and-unoriginal

9 June 11 (Permalink)
tasteless-and-unoriginal:

It’s not a spaceship!

tasteless-and-unoriginal:

It’s not a spaceship!

Reblogged: tasteless-and-unoriginal

4 June 11 (Permalink)
tasteless-and-unoriginal:

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?  Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to CLEAN!
Auric Goldfinger: Hi it’s Auric from Shamwow, you’ll be saying wow everytime. It’s like a shammy, it’s like a towel, it’s like a sponge. A regular towel doesn’t work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for:
The house
The Car
The Boat 
The RV
The Dead Girl Sealed In Gold Lying On Your Hotel Bed
Shamwow holds 20 times it’s weight in gold, look at this, it just does the work.
Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess, ring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. 
Made in Germany, you know we germans always make good stuff. Like Lasers! I love Lasers.
You can cut it in half with your laser, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel to mop up the blood after you’ve crushed a former ally in their own car before you smelt the remains to retrieve the gold you gave them even though you could have just killed them anyway.
Golf drivers, they use it as a towel - look at that, completely dry. Murderous pilots, they use it as a facemask - look at that, no poisonous gas gets through!
Put it with a hat that has a rim that’s sharp as an axe - roll it up it - it dries and shreds your sweaters.
Here’s some cola, wine, blood, coffee, cola, enemy agent stains.
Not only is your damage going to be on top, there’s mildew galore. That is gonna smell, see that.
Now we’re gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola…right there you following me MI6 guy?
The other 50% the colour starts to come up no other towels’ gonna do that.
It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.
See what i’m telling ya Shamwow you’ll be saying wow everytime.
I can’t live without it, i just love it!
Oh my gosh i don’t even buy gold bars anymore.
If you’re gonna wash your solid gold cars that have been disguised so you can smelt them once they are transported out of filthy England to your own private ranch, you’ll be out of your mind not to own one of these.
All i can say is SHAM! WOW!
You’re gonna spend twenty million dollars every month on evil schemes anyway you’re throwin away your money.
Gold lasts billions of years, this girl lasted a week, i don’t know it sells itself.
The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom, and one for every soldier-of-fortune employed for operation Grand Slam.
But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can’t do this all day, we’ll give you a second set absolutely free. So that’s 8,000 shamwows for 19 thousand 9 hundred and 50 dollars. it comes with a ten year warrenty, here’s how to order.
Call 1800AU1007
Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in germany beware of shamwow immitators, call 1800AU1007 thats 1800AU1007 call now

tasteless-and-unoriginal:

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to CLEAN!

Auric Goldfinger: Hi it’s Auric from Shamwow, you’ll be saying wow everytime. It’s like a shammy, it’s like a towel, it’s like a sponge. A regular towel doesn’t work wet, this works wet or dry.

This is for:

  • The house
  • The Car
  • The Boat 
  • The RV
  • The Dead Girl Sealed In Gold Lying On Your Hotel Bed

Shamwow holds 20 times it’s weight in gold, look at this, it just does the work.

Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess, ring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. 

Made in Germany, you know we germans always make good stuff. Like Lasers! I love Lasers.

You can cut it in half with your laser, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel to mop up the blood after you’ve crushed a former ally in their own car before you smelt the remains to retrieve the gold you gave them even though you could have just killed them anyway.

Golf drivers, they use it as a towel - look at that, completely dry. Murderous pilots, they use it as a facemask - look at that, no poisonous gas gets through!

Put it with a hat that has a rim that’s sharp as an axe - roll it up it - it dries and shreds your sweaters.

Here’s some cola, wine, blood, coffee, cola, enemy agent stains.

Not only is your damage going to be on top, there’s mildew galore. That is gonna smell, see that.

Now we’re gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola…right there you following me MI6 guy?

The other 50% the colour starts to come up no other towels’ gonna do that.

It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.

See what i’m telling ya Shamwow you’ll be saying wow everytime.

I can’t live without it, i just love it!

Oh my gosh i don’t even buy gold bars anymore.

If you’re gonna wash your solid gold cars that have been disguised so you can smelt them once they are transported out of filthy England to your own private ranch, you’ll be out of your mind not to own one of these.

All i can say is SHAM! WOW!

You’re gonna spend twenty million dollars every month on evil schemes anyway you’re throwin away your money.

Gold lasts billions of years, this girl lasted a week, i don’t know it sells itself.

The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom, and one for every soldier-of-fortune employed for operation Grand Slam.

But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can’t do this all day, we’ll give you a second set absolutely free. So that’s 8,000 shamwows for 19 thousand 9 hundred and 50 dollars. it comes with a ten year warrenty, here’s how to order.

Call 1800AU1007

Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in germany beware of shamwow immitators, call 1800AU1007 thats 1800AU1007 call now

Reblogged: tasteless-and-unoriginal

18 February 11 (Permalink)

clientsfromhell:

I setup an Exchange server and showed the client how to use web mail to access her mailbox remotely. 

Me: Just follow these simple login instructions, and you can access your email from anywhere.

Next day, the client called me.

Client: When I got home, I did what you said but it didn’t work.

Me: Was your Internet working? Did Google work?

Client: Internet? I don’t have Internet at home! You never said I needed to have Internet at home - you said it would work from anywhere! 

Right. That’s it. The human race has officially hit the end of the road. Turn off the lights when you leave. 

Reblogged: clientsfromhell

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh & tweaked like crazy by Darth Ambiguous