Darth Ambiguous say "Relax"

21 April 11 (Permalink)

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somepg:

LOL!!!!! Geek Zodiac!

Source

I’m a freakin’ Astronaut … YAY!

17 March 11 (Permalink)

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I WANT TO BELIEVE

Thank you Birmingham Science City for surveying normal British people and discovering that they believe in …

30% believe that time travel is actually possible
More than a fifth of adults believe lightsabers exist
Almost 25 percent of people believe humans can be teleported
Nearly 50 percent of adults believe that memory-erasing technology exists
More than 40 percent believe that hover boards exist
Almost one-fifth of adults believe they can see gravity

What do you believe?

18 February 11 (Permalink)

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fer1972:

hydeordie:

when i lived in london i would love to see these all around town. hopefully one day mine will say just that. i could totally invent time travel.

2 February 11 (Permalink)

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laughingsquid:

Time Travel Convention

Great way for a timelord to make some spare cash. The Doctor could also solve our overpopulation problem.

29 October 10 (Permalink)

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davereed:

Guaranteed Sex

harsh2808:

I was going to retype this all up, for your reading pleasure, but then I found out that I’m incredibly lazy. However, I made the effort to read it in the first place, so now I ask the same of you - it’s quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever read.

The ending is what made me spit soda at my monitor

Guaranteed sex? Sure. This seems a lot easier than hiring a prostitute. Still a good laugh

15 October 10 (Permalink)

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YODA: Difficult to see, always in motion is the future. Stick to the speed limit you should.

16 September 10 (Permalink)

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Courtesy of The Echo Park Time Travel Mart

27 August 10 (Permalink)

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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future.

smartasshat:

onesmallfire:

(via missdisgrace)

“The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment’s vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.”

That is just the best. The best.

The writer is a time-traveler, too.

“Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh & tweaked like crazy by Darth Ambiguous