senpezeco-deactivated20110919 asked: *standing ovation* Jesus, that was a masterful effort post. I don't deserve to look upon it. Thank you for that; I learned about 40 new phrases and laughed my ass off. I have no idea how you whip your text posts up so fast (this and the Yoda/DROPBEARS!! post). Christ on a cracker, Stephen. Insanity.
Multi-Tiered Haiku In Response To Your Standing Ovation
Tears welling inside
Bows to the thunderous crowd
Accepts bouquet but …
Buds contain toxins
Shoot into the audience
Makes them all zombies
Blood-lust and mayhem
Undead lurching towards me
Breach stage left and lunge
A mightier pen
Inevitable delayed
Caustic wit my sword
Alas sequence of
Dreams. They crack open my skull
Now I come for you
